The answers to the frequently asked questions

but not the questions. That way you can select whichever answer you want to hear.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Miss Monroe



Mona Lisa, Nat King Cole

Yes, i didn't take it from a Jane Austen novel, i took it from my birth certificate.

Because i like formality.

Whenever is most convenient for the people concerned, but there is invariably a heat wave in April, and you can have spring flowers too.

I hate parsnips, bananas and mashed potato.

I worked for a florist in London answering the telephone, i paid attention.


A real housewife of the Home Counties.

John Mayer.

Growing up i didn’t like chocolate, now i will only eat it if it has something in it, salt, nuts, raisins.

Whatever you want it to be.

I use a Canon 40D, it was a present. I love it.

I don't allow them in the shop.

Lost in Translation.


Red. Fingers, lips and toes.

Photoshop terrifies me, my photographs are SOOC. I am no photographer, but natural low light, a 50mm lens and auto settings help make pretty pictures.

I don't think girls should drink out of pint glasses.

I used to be in a dance troupe. We wore sequin leg warmers and leotards. We auditioned for Saturday Superstore.

My Blackberry.

Jim didn't fix it for me, i wanted to sing a duet with Barry Manilow. I was 5.


I speak 4 other languages, all very very badly.


Rupert Sanderson shoes, Anya Hindmarch handbags, diamonds, flowers, home cooked meals.

I have 2 sisters, both younger and prettier. I am the funny one.

Because I loathe having my photograph taken. I am working on it.

Dinner and a movie.

I don’t own a single pair of trousers.

I can't for the life of me think where one would buy such a thing.

That is a very kind offer, but no thank you.

In a basket at the foot of the bed.

Write like nobody is reading.